Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Subject: Sticks Ownz Blasphemy
Sorry, I couldn't help it but to share this one. Got it from a friend, Yuube. The story kinda creeped me out since I remember myself going to this hotel and then saw a room with no room number, although I can't remember what hotel that was, I was still a kid back then. Lol?

"A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.

The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.

This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”

So anyway... ever wonder how weird it is that some people think its cold but for you its not. A temperature of 10 Degree Celcius isn't cold enough for me but for other people, they're like complaining on how cold it is. I told them that '...its damn hot and you're wearing a jacket?' and he's like '...its fukkin' cold dude'. Of course, why do I bother? He apperently lived in a tropical country before where its really hot in there, so he's like used to hot temperature, unlike me used to cold temperature where people from tropical countries think its already cold but for me its not. So don't wonder farther enough when you see people wearing jackets at a hot temperature... for us but not for them.


By the way, happy Earth Day, although since earth hates me I just got myself a broken finger. And got my skin, also in the finger, peeled off. What's wrong with my finger like, what the fukk?


This blog is best viewed (or can only be viewed) by Firefox. When I checked Internet Explorer to view my blog, it was like all messed up and all I can see in the sidebar, so yeah... My blog can only be viewed by Firefox 'cuz Firefox rockz! Oh yeah. So that's all, vava.



P.S. Have you see the (somehow) glasses of Beyonce in her Diva music video at the beginning? Its kinda cool xD


Friday, April 17, 2009
Subject: Jam Sandwhich Killed The Witch Bitch
Rorschach's Journal. April 17, 2009
Nah, just kidding, this is not Rorschach Journal. Anyway, ever wonder why men call their diaries, journals? Its kinda obvious, diary sounds kinda girlish and somehow when I was still in gradeschool it made me think that '...only girls write diaries' only to find out sooner or later that also men carries diaries but they call it differently... a journal.


Anyway... just backreaded my previous blog posts, oh gawd so many typos and errors. I better start stopping typing really fast but if I did type slow then my hands would hurt, oh well.


So yeah, I'm bored to death in this house and its so fukkin' hot in here. Anyway, I just found something really awesome, it actually threw my boredom out of the way. While I was actually plurking in Plurk I saw he/she wrote something about JamLegend. And somehow I got curious, searched the bloody game in google and tried to play it. BTW, before you guys ask, I'm not advertising anything I just share things here. But it is fun... kinda reminds me of O²Jam.






So much for "Curiosity kills the cat"


I've been getting questions on 'why I post page numbers in plurk?. Yeah, sorry if its disturbing you or anything um... its actually a pagemarker. A pagemarker for what? Its a pagemarker I use in this forum in GaiaOnline (oh yeah, I play a lot of internet sites). Why should I tell you, you wouldn't understand anyways unless you go to the forum in GaiaOnline that I was talking about.


Anyway got to go... still have to read a blog (http://spiffeh-shazzeh.blogspot.com/). Told the owner of that blog I would read the blog and leave a comment on it. So um... sweet nightmares, good night.



P.S.: Sneaking out tonight? Try watching this one haha




Monday, April 13, 2009
Subject: Quiz Addict Much?
Hai guys, today is Monday, April 13, 2009 and guess what!


Everyone: WHUT!?


What the heck o-o... the scream at moi.
Well anyway, I was going to say that Easter is already over and we'll have to wait for the next one next year
(if there will be a next year...)


-silence complete with cricket sounds-


Yes, I know its weird but that's me.
Anyway I just took a quiz, a quiz called the "What's Your True Age?" Quiz which I found and did in Facebook since I was bored to death and had nothing to do. Well I kinda occupied my whole day taking strange and awkward quizzes but this is one I'm proud to share. So my result to this quiz...


11-20
Your true age is very young! You are very energetic and refuse to act like your parents did just yet. You have successfully managed to prolong your youthful days and others can clearly see it. But who cares what other people think! You love to be free and unbound to the constraints of life!


Woohoo! Forever young dude! Although I feel old D:
Speaking of quizzes, did you take the "Age by Chocolate" survey in my previous blog post? Well if you didn't you're an ass, just kidding. Peace out. Um... So if you did take the quiz and you exactlly have no idea what's going on, try comparing your age today to the last two digits of the results you got in that survey... Please don't scream.


Anyway I would just like to share the other quizzes I took.
Okay so I took this other quiz too. It's called "How many kids will you have?" Quiz, well I still took this quiz even though I know I wouldn't get any since I'm obviously gonna marry a guy and I hate kids, I really do. Don't worry guys, I won't be an abortionist o-o. Gawd, that's not my dream and goal in my life. Anyway the results I got was "Two Boys", more like me and my husband if you ask me.


I also took this quiz called "What's your name meaning?" Quiz. And my result is...


Sweet Name!
You must be realy shy and sweet, you look like you always need protection... sure this is a gud thing?!?!?


Well at list I got something that is definitly true, unlike that how many darn fucking annoying kids will you have. I hope they all go to hell... just kidding. Peace out kids, but I still hate you.


I got this other quiz too called "What color are you?" Quiz. And my result was Green, well yeah, it was my favourite color only when I was still young and still in gradeschool but my favourite color these days are pink, red and black, yeah... but the quiz isn't actually about your favourite color, its about what color you are so I just ignored it and leave the color as it is, I don't care about that color anymore, it sucks.


Another color gayness quiz I took and its entitled "What color do your eyes reflect?" Quiz. And my result... Blue and it says in blue that...


Your eyes reflect the color Blue. You are a very calm and idealistic. You have many dreams and aspirations that you want to fullfill. You are a creative person and are very interested in things and people that are different from you. You have an urge to be noticed by people and you have natural talents. you like to express yourself in many ways and you think about life alot. You tend to be the motivater in a group and you dont have a solid opinion on things. Because you dont have solid opinions you do not like to choose between things. You can also be forgetful and lazy at times. You like to be alone sometimes. and you can be worried and sad about many things. In all you are Deep and Idealistic.


I don't know how the quizes are doing it but its definitly creeping me out, too much, seriously.
I think that's enough of the quiz thingy. Anyway that's all... Bye


Saturday, April 11, 2009
Subject: Age by Chocolate
Okay so, this is kinda creepy but fun, play this little game and calculate your "Age by Chocolate"
It takes less than a minute (with a calculator). Work this out as you read .


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but fewer than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you already had your birthday this year add 1759 ... If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born (ex. 1992).


Now you should have a three digit number. Post that number below.
We'll explain what it all means soon, so check back here soon.
To those who already know this, don't spoil anyone or I'll boil you
If you guys want, you can post your results in the Randomness at the right -.-


Go have some chocolate--you'll feel better.


Thursday, April 9, 2009
Subject: One Person In My Freakin' Own Pshyco Mind
Saw and got this from Sam's multiply xD
Wala lang... La kasing magawa habang nag-iister egg hunt ako


Hai Sam! (Special Mention)


This is the English Translated version of what Sam posted
So other people would understand.


I'm so not good at keeping my own secrets xD


Before I start, Happy Easter to everyone...


ONE PERSON IN MIND SURVEY!
Think of one person. Base him/her in your answers.
You CAN'T change what you have already thought!
First thing that comes out in your mind pleazzz...




1.) Is he/she your friend in friendster??
Bulok Friendster!!! ...oh and no


2.) Why did you pick him/her in this survey?
What else can I do? He's the only one I can think of every single second of every single day in every single year.


3.) What place do you rememeber with him/her?
School...


4.) What song do you remember with him/her?
Only One


5.) ...and why?
'Cuz he's my only one... duh. Nakz, korny ko haha


6.) Is the height just fine??
He's height can only reach until my shoulders, whut else do you think?


7.) ...good at singing?
Nope, pero magaling mag-screamo


8.) ...dancing?
Ako magaling ;)


9.) Does he/she look similar to a actor/actress?
Hell no...


10.) Are you two close?
Maybe, kinda, sorta, slight, quiet, or maybe?


11.) Have you seen him/her mad?
Nevar...


12.) ...smile?
OhMiGawd, he's so adorable x3


13.) ...cry?
Nah... too manly


14.) What does he/she like to wear?
Black... duh, di obvious


15.) Does he/she make you happy?
Of course, every minute of every day


16.) Did you make him/her cry?
Nah, as I said, too manly


17.) Favorite food?
Dunno, anything sweet?


18.) Favourite song?
I dunno


19.) What do you call each other?
With our own names of course... duh


20.) Any message for the person?
I Love You Nonie ^^
From the bottom of my brain, to my lungs and my heart


O... walang magre-react!
...But Matt, how about Chris James?


He's just another person courting me.
Just kidding, Chris I love you too, mwah.
It's just hard to find Mr. Right for me


Well that's all...


Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Subject: An April Fools Day
Good evening guys, now you guys might wonder why is your yahoo status like that? The 'pregnant or paranoid? paranoid pleazzz...' status of mine. Yeah, a lot have been asking me that and asked the same question "Are you pregnant?". Simple logic people, men can't get pregnant, even though if he is either bi-sexual or gay. So why is that my status? Let me explain things clearly so you guys would understand. A friend of mine had sex with his boyfriend without using condoms, okay so she thinks the guy cummed a bit but she wasn't sure, she told me the whole story of what happened and told me "Matt, I think I'm fuckkin' pregnant" and I said in reply "Dude, I think you're fukkin' paranoid". (see now what happens to two people (boy&girl) having sex without condom) Okay, so I told her "If you are pregnant I have one word for you... ABORTION, let the guy pay it, its his fault". Yes people, I'm pro-abortion, I hate kids too much and don't ask why. That's why in the future, small chances that I will marry a girl and bigger chances of marrying a guy.


Anyway, Happy April Fools Day (AFD), if you don't know what it is then fuck your mother and die. So I havn't quite made my prank at all today, kinda too lazy to. But hey, this two websites that I know, Neopets&Youtube has their own April Fools Prank.


Okay guys lets start talking about the prank of Youtube this AFD. Browsing lately at youtube and suddenly saw a video in a weird position? Last year youtube's prank was a rickroll, how about now? Check these screenshots I took from the Youtube prank. ENJOY





Click the image for a the full view.


Technically, not all videoes in Youtube are up-side-down, only some, specifically the videos at the main page of youtube. Yah, if you wanna see the video up-side-down, better watch any, as in ANY video that are found in the main page of youtube. What are you waiting for, go watch a video... NOW BITCH!!!


Since most of you guys don't know whats the Neopets site, I won't bother posting here their prank.


Moving on... today was my Career Interview with the guidance councilors, I was kinda nervous before the day of the interview but it wasn't that bad at all. Piece of cake, that's all I can say to all the 3rd Year Bedans who havn't been interviewed yet. Oh by the way, to all the 3rd Year Bedans who havn't done their interview yet, since there are a lot who doesn't know what to wear, wear semi-formal. It was a good thing I wore a shirt with color or else... er... Don't worry guys, it will be easy, trust me, if its hard, then you're retarded. Just don't fukkin' mess up in that interview. IF I DON'T SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, I'LL RIP OF YOUR SKULL AND TAKE OFF YOUR BRAINS AND FEED IT TO THE SHARKS!!!


Peace out...


So its almost eight in my watch, gotta eat dinner... Well that's all for today goodbye for now.





P.S. MOTHERCUNT BITCH!!!


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