Good evening guys, now you guys might wonder why is your yahoo status like that? The 'pregnant or paranoid? paranoid pleazzz...' status of mine. Yeah, a lot have been asking me that and asked the same question "Are you pregnant?". Simple logic people, men can't get pregnant, even though if he is either bi-sexual or gay. So why is that my status? Let me explain things clearly so you guys would understand. A friend of mine had sex with his boyfriend without using condoms, okay so she thinks the guy cummed a bit but she wasn't sure, she told me the whole story of what happened and told me "Matt, I think I'm fuckkin' pregnant" and I said in reply "Dude, I think you're fukkin' paranoid". (see now what happens to two people (boy&girl) having sex without condom) Okay, so I told her "If you are pregnant I have one word for you... ABORTION, let the guy pay it, its his fault". Yes people, I'm pro-abortion, I hate kids too much and don't ask why. That's why in the future, small chances that I will marry a girl and bigger chances of marrying a guy.

Anyway, Happy April Fools Day (AFD), if you don't know what it is then fuck your mother and die. So I havn't quite made my prank at all today, kinda too lazy to. But hey, this two websites that I know, Neopets&Youtube has their own April Fools Prank.

Okay guys lets start talking about the prank of Youtube this AFD. Browsing lately at youtube and suddenly saw a video in a weird position? Last year youtube's prank was a rickroll, how about now? Check these screenshots I took from the Youtube prank. ENJOY

Click the image for a the full view.

Technically, not all videoes in Youtube are up-side-down, only some, specifically the videos at the main page of youtube. Yah, if you wanna see the video up-side-down, better watch any, as in ANY video that are found in the main page of youtube. What are you waiting for, go watch a video... NOW BITCH!!!

Since most of you guys don't know whats the Neopets site, I won't bother posting here their prank.

Moving on... today was my Career Interview with the guidance councilors, I was kinda nervous before the day of the interview but it wasn't that bad at all. Piece of cake, that's all I can say to all the 3rd Year Bedans who havn't been interviewed yet. Oh by the way, to all the 3rd Year Bedans who havn't done their interview yet, since there are a lot who doesn't know what to wear, wear semi-formal. It was a good thing I wore a shirt with color or else... er... Don't worry guys, it will be easy, trust me, if its hard, then you're retarded. Just don't fukkin' mess up in that interview. IF I DON'T SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, I'LL RIP OF YOUR SKULL AND TAKE OFF YOUR BRAINS AND FEED IT TO THE SHARKS!!!

Peace out...

So its almost eight in my watch, gotta eat dinner... Well that's all for today goodbye for now.





P.S. MOTHERCUNT BITCH!!!