Saturday and there's a parade outside if you can hear it, I think its the Brookside Fiesta?
Technically, I hate schools with uniforms simple because they require you to have a clean cut or what they call the Barber's cut. Seriously, I had to my hair cut just to waste my hair that I worked hard on just because of school, just send me to Canada please. Okay so first three days of school and I'm already exhausted, tired and sick as in literally sick, I'm actually coughing right now and I hope that isn't swine flu... I'm scared. I've never been so busy in my entire life, you know, they give you tons of homeworks to do and worst of all, they give suprise quizzes except for some like my Social Science teacher. Fourth year really is the toughest year to start, but I'm not worrying too much about it, I'm worrying about where am I going to college!?
I feel old, seriously.
Anyway, good news about school today. I don't know if it was true that Nonie has really low grades that they told me last year and they say that he'll get kicked out of Beda but, Oh look its Nonie Valle and he's already 2nd year in 2-22 like "OHEMGEE, I thought he got kicked out" or die or something like that. Its really good that he's still studying in my school but I don't get to see him most of the time 'cuz I'm getting busier as time goes by. At the same time I don't want to be seen by him because of my fukked up hair. Please grow fast...
...too late, teachers found out my bangs was too long and they need to see it cut in this coming monday.
I thought good things comes for boys who wait, you know.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Subject:
Bad Dancing And Bad Singing, Both Can Make Rain
Just a quicky...
Kristen Stewart who won the MTV Award for Best Actress accidentally drops the Popcorn Trophe. Poor trophe, kinda an embarassing moment but uh... things like that can never be avoided, except if you lock yourself in your room for your whole life that is. Anyway, dropping that trophe really showed how clumsy Bella Swan is. Seriously, read the entire series of Twilight and you'll see her tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling, slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling, oh clumsy cause she's falling in love with a sparkling vampire named Edward Cullen. Wonder why so many people like/love Edward so much, there's always an Alice Cullen you can always like/love. Alice Cullen for the win.
I'm single again for the love of God. And a friend of mine who says I am only his acquaintance then sooner or later he calls me his friend like WTF, is now ignorning for the reason... I don't fukkin' know.
Speaking of single, Joe Jonas dancing to Single Ladies by Beyonce was fukkin' hilarious... and a tad gay but hey, its for the fans. If you want to watch the video I'll post the video below this paragraph or just click here. So, just sit back and relax for you are about to witness... a video, duh!
That's all bitches, see you at school June 10.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Subject:
M is for Randomness Isn't Stupidness Hoax
Believe it or not, weird is better than boring lol
Rules: It's harder than it looks!
Use THE FIRST LETTER of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real. . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and NO, you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
Have Fun!
1. What is your name: Matt
2. A four letter word: MOOO
3. A boy's name: Mace
4. A girl's name: Megan
5. An occupation: Maid
6. A colour: Magenta
7. Something you wear: Mukluks
8. A food: Mac n' Cheese
9. Something found in the bathroom: Mirror
10. A place: Montreal, Canada
11. A reason for being late: Masturbating
12. Something you shout: MOTHERFUKKER!
13. A movie title: Mr. and Mrs. Smith
14. Something you drink: Milkshake
15. A musical group: Metallica
16. An animal: Muntjac
17. A street name: Main St.
18. A type of car: Maserati
19. The title of a song: Mean
Friday, May 22, 2009
Subject:
Prom Sounds Like Porn
May 22, 2009; Guess what today is? It's the birthday of my little sister, Agnes, happy birthday bitch. Too bad I don't have a gift for her, I never give gifts for her, I don't know what she wants - what the heck she already has it all, what else does that spoiled girl want? Well, I may consider giving her what she needs, not what she wants but all she needs is a fukkin' diet.
Wow, its also one week away from June. The month where school starts here in the Philippines and I'm kinda nervous but a little bit exited. I also can't believe that I'm already fourth year this year, its seems like yesterday I was just a freshmen and now... I feel old, really. But what I'm most worried about is college, I havn't picked my course yet from the three main choices I want; Fine Arts, Multimedia Arts, and Architecture. As you can see, all three a related to each other, they're also my interest and my talent which makes things more complicated and hard in the choosing. I'm also worried in the first day of class in college, students from different schools, different places, in short people you don't know, I don't even know if I can make friends this college 'cuz I'm not that sociable type of person. But hey, why am I thinking about this already? I'm not even sure if I'm going to graduate highschool or pass any entrance exam in any college, but I do hope I do go to college.
Ohmigod I feel so tired even though I'm just sitting doing nothing at all. Boredom.
Anyway, in prom dates, isn't the guy the one who asks the girl to the prom and not the girl to the guy? Well there's this prom and about 20+ girls already asked me to the prom, I don't know who to say yes, I was like "Why me?" I mean there's a lot of guys out there. They actually think I'm good looking, am I really that good looking? Hope a guy asks me out... -_________-
Before I end this my friend wanted me to answer this, just for fun. You know how I like question and answers. Enjoy:
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair obviously 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Checkered 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes 4.Do you plan outfits? Depends on what occasion 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Okay... I guess 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? My eyes 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? aim 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I was wandering around this gothic house in a full moon 9. Did you meet anybody new today? No 10. What are you craving right now? Sex 11. Do you floss? Yes 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Garbage 13. When was the last time you talked on aim? month of last month 14. Are you emotional? Very 15. Would you dance to the taco song? I don't even know that song 16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? I suddenly stopped at 999 when i suddenly slept 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick -licks lips- 18. Do you like your hair? Yesh 19. Do you like yourself? No 20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes 21. Do you like cottage cheese? Never tasted one yet 22. What are you listening to right now? The Flood by Escape the Fate 23. How many countries have you visited? One 24. Are your parents strict? Only if you were a girl 25. Would you go sky diving? Sure 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? If he was younger, go take me to the most expensive French restaurant (he's treat) 27. Would you throw potatoes at him? Shoes, just kidding 28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Yes 29. Have you ever been in a castle? Yes 30. Do you rent movies often? Yes 31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? A cheerleader 32. Have you made a prank phone call? No, but I'm planning too 33. Do you own a gun? Yes, a toy gun! Lol jowk 34. Can you count backwards from 74? No, 'cuz i started at 75 35. Who are you going to be with tonight? Myself =( 36. Brown or white eggs? White 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No 38. Ever been on a train? No 39. Ever been in love? Yes 40. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes 41. Are you too forgiving? Yes 42. Do you use chap stick? Yes 43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Breathing 44. Can you use chop sticks? Yes 45. Ever have cream puffs? Yes 46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Yes 47. What was the last question you asked? What was the last question you asked 48. What was the last CD you bought? I forgot 49. Boys or girls? Boys 50. What is your bus number for school? Who cares 51. Is your hair curly? Only at the back, straight at the front and sides 52. Last time you cried? Sometime in Febuary 2009 53. Ever walked into a wall? Is that possible? 54. Do looks matter? Most of the time 55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? The only Sun I know is the one near Proxima Centauri 56. Have you ever slapped someone? Many times 57. Favorite time of the year? Christmas 58. Favorite color? Black 59. Are you sarcastic? Only when needed 60. Do you have any tattoos? Used to... 61. The last person you held hands with? Chris <3 62. Do you sleep with the TV on? Yes 63. Where was your default picture taken at? On my bed 64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Angst... 65. Do you like your life right now? No 66. How often do you talk on the phone? Nobody calls me 67. What is your favorite animal? Dogs, but they hate me 68. What was the most recent thing you bought? Ice cream 69. Do you have good vision? I wear glasses 70. Can you hula hoop? Sure 71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Depends on what he cheated in 72. Do you have a job? Artist 73. Can you handle the truth? Truth is better than lies 74. What are you wearing? Dark blue boxer shorts and a grey shirt 75. Have you ever crawled through a window? A lot of times
Monday, May 18, 2009
Subject:
Smart Talented Person in Demand
Now that I'm back from vacation I just want to rest for a while. Ironic isn't it? Because vacation is a day where you relax from daily work like summer jobs and things like that but in my case I didn't get any rest, instead I kept moving with all these activities my parents brought me into like hiking in the mountain, up and down which was like... a thousand steps, a pain in the feet. There were these slippery rocks and one of them I slipped into and hitted another rock, a pain in the arse. But in the end its still worth it 'cuz I lost weight...
Which reminds me, I'm actually not a fat kid, I'm actually thin and I insist of losing more weight. I also have this fear of getting fat (but I don't fear or hate fat people). So yeah, my parents are worried that I might get sick because of dieting even though I don't need it. Even the most delicious dessert I can deny.
Random Topic: Art
So ever since I saw the site, DeviantArt which was like... a long time ago I started seeing really good (and bad) (but mostly good) artist in all different categories (digital art, photography, traditional art, animation, art crafts, literature, manga etc) from all around the world. Their wonderful artworks really inspired me to live and love my talent of art and spread it around the world. But my works are no better than those better artists, this is where I started to want to gain knowledge more and more and wanted to be better than them. But whatever study I do, it all just end up coming out my brain so that's what made me decide to take an art course in college but I ended up picking lots of courses and its either Fine Arts, Architecture, Multimedia Arts and other courses related to these three 'cuz I'm a fast learner when teached by someone. Sometimes I wish I can take all these courses at one time but it seems impossible. I've been living my whole life as an artist but it seems like I'm not doing it right.
And sometimes I feel like my talent isn't unique anymore 'cuz I've seen a lot of good artist these days, really many, which makes me think 'Should I still go on to what I do or should I just change directions to another path?'. There's got to be more to life than just this.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Subject:
Intimidate Flirtation
This actually happened a long time ago but I forgot to post it here in my blog. Okay so I was just walking around our street when suddenly a group of guys (whom I don't know) went to me and started hitting on me 'cuz they thought I was a girl. I was like WTF!? But I just ignored them and kept walking but they still keep on flirting with me. Good thing one guy noticed I didn't have any boobs and then he touched my -coughmanboobscough-, it was pretty awkward but yeah at list they left me alone already.
Hey guys since I've been hearing people giving wrong information about me to people all around the world, as in literally, I've decided to give you guys some fun and shocking facts that only a few know about me to make things clear about me. Enjoy:
Q: What is your codename? A: Ever since Janvic gave me the name Driggor, I used it as my codename for a lot of sites like GaiaOnline, DeviantArt, Neopets (someone hacked it), Photobucket, Youtube (no longer available) etc. So I've heard people telling me I got the name from Cedric Diggory or Mandriggor both from Harry Potter, NO, the name wasn't derived from those names, Janvic actually got it by combining the word dark and some random word 'iggor'.
Q: How old are you? A: To tell you the truth, I never knew what was my real year of my birth, I dunno if its 1992 or 1993. So yeah, I'm stuck at my two competing ages, 15 and 16.
Q: What's your orientation? A: I'm actually bisexual and no I'm not gay, the two are actually different. So how and why I became bi? Long story, don't wanna make it short and seriously, you don't wanna know.
Q: What are your favourite colors. A: Its Pink, Red and Black. No longer Green
Q: What word/phrase you often use? A: Yeah, its somehow a habit for me to say 'Whatever' on everyone who annoys me or angers me. Since I hate mostly everyone I end up saying 'whatever' at the end of what they are saying, silently or loudly. And no, its not 'Jai Ho'
Q: Who's your favorite female singer? A: Its actually obvious once you 'poke her face'. Lady GaGa FTW! She's addicting I'm telling yah, I luv her so much.
Q: How many boyfriend/s and girlfriend/s have you had? A: 1 girlfriend, 5 boyfriends. Somehow a new information about me to you? Get used to it.
Q: Who was your first girlfriend? Kristine Louise R. Rito, first person I had a relation with before I met my boyfriends.
Q: Who was my first boyfriend? Dylan Gray (Frendt?), yeah after me and Louise broke up, Dylan just came up and courted me then asked me to marry him, I said yes but soon he broke up with me. Guy's are an ass sometimes, even the gay ones and bis. Wow, you're actually hearing this from me, also a guy.
Q: Virgin or not? A: I kinda have to tell you guys that, No I'm no longer a virgin since when I was like 14. Okay, I lied to some of you guys that I'm still a virgin but that was only because I didn't trust you and you might spread the word. But since I've decided to open up myself, here I am now telling you I'm no longer a virgin.
Q: If you ever get married, what gender do you think would you end up marrying? A: I think in the future I'd be marrying a guy, why? (#1) I hate kids, if I did marry a girl, she'd be complaining "Honey, I want to have a baby" but I don't want a kid, they may look innocent but actually they are children of hell. And if the girl doesn't want a baby same as me well... I don't want the rest of my life paying for the abortion (...and I hate condoms). (#2) Girls complain too much, they're like your mothers when you were still a kid, naggers like a broken tape recorder repeating everything she says blablabla and this and that, it adds up the stress. (#3) Guys are better in bed... trust me. Yeah but I'm not saying there won't be a chance that I would be marrying a girl, its like a 80% me marrying a guy and a 20% me marrying a girl.
Q: What kind of addict are you? A: Sex Addict, notice I've been acting a bit slutty and horny all around the corner?
Q: When you were in gradeschool, which subject did you failed but still passed? A: Filipino, I was actually worried that I might fail the subject 'cuz I'm doing nothing at all to that subject, it was hard but at the end I still got a line of eight in it, what a miracle?
Q: Who was my last crush? A: You know the first year emo kid, Nonie Valle? Yes, the ugly emo guy, whatever... There's actually something in him that I actually like and its up to you to find out 'cuz you can't see what I can see. I dunno where he is right now, he failed like... all his subjects and I heard he was moving. Last time I asked people how he was but all I got in reply are 'He's already dead', yeah thanks for the help guys -.-
Q: Have you eaten insects before? A: Yes I have, when I was actually 6 or 7 I ate the ants (the big ones) because I think they're tasty (they don't have any taste actually). But I don't eat them anymore, its disgusting I know...
Q: Do you shave? If so, what do you shave? A: Yes, I shave but to be honest I shave my hair in my penis and the one in my armpit only because I want to feel clean and make my body look clean (lulz, I'm shmexy). And no I don't shave my legs, seriously I don't have hair in my legs, so are my arms, I wasn't born hairy.
If you guys have any other questions about me, you can leave a comment and I'll try answering it...
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Subject:
Emotional Motivation Output
So today is my grandmother's birthday, side of my mom, but sad to say guest didn't focus much on the birthday but instead watched the Pacquiao versus Hatton fight. Guess who won, well actually everyone already knows this already, it was Pacman who won the fight. I don't really watch those kind of things especially if I don't really care what is going to happen, who wins, who loses, who farted. But since I was in my grandmother's birthday celebration, there was no choice but to listen to every word the adults there are talking about to each other, having conversations over things, this and that. And then they started talking about the fight between the two boxers. What I heard is that Manny won the fight within only 2 rounds. At the first round, Hatton fell twice and at the second round it was already finished, just like that. Well anyway I don't give a shit about this, no offence to his fans though. All I know is that people watch it and gamble like er...
So I guess when I switch on the television the next day to watch the news, it will be (again) filled with Manny Pacquiao's victory, interviews, him going to the palace and be praise by him and her and them and what-so-ever. He's face will start haunting again in your television, beware lulz. Moving on anyways...
About the swine flu, this will just be short. Okay there's a joke (although I didn't laugh 'cuz I'm not into jokes) and here's how it goes "Pigs can fly because swine flu". Okay that's all.
Anyways, in the church my bitch ass little brother actually said something random, as in really random. So my little bro says I'm emo 'cuz of the way I look, the way I dress and the make-up all around my fukked up face (...and he luvs to label) so he asked "Hey Matt, I know the meaning of EMO", of course I replied "What?" and his answer goes like this "EMO means Emotional Motivation Output". It was interupted with awkward silence then I was like what the fukk, that's how wild my little bro's imagination are, but he's not smart.
I watched the Britain's Got Talent Show 4 already and the judges seem to like Jamie Pugh, yeah I think he does have a good voice but I still like Susan Boyle's but anyways, what I really like about him is that he havn't experience yet performing in a crowd, he looks shy, nervous, frightened and all but what happen is that he did sing and he did pretty well. What's funny about it is that when the judges are already deciding whether if its a yes or a no, they all said yes with a serious face, really focused and what really made the mood is the music. Gawd, the music made everything look like somebody won a war instead of a stage performance. But yeah if you wanna watch him perform its right here 'Click Me.
But what I liked... no wait, LOVED most in show 4 of Britain's Got Talent is Sue Son, she played the violin really beautiful, her hands are really fast and she really got some talent in there. Last time she was in the show, that was like last year maybe if I'm not mistaken, she performed with her friend who played they keyboard but the judges didn't like their performance and the reason is because of Sue's friend. So judges saw some potential on Sue and asked her if she wants to repeat her performance next year and she said yes and ohmigawd just watch the damn video 'Click Me'.
By the way, back to the birthday celebration of my grandmother in my aunt's house, my aunt has this pet dog named Martin but I don't know what breed it is, never asked, never cared. So yeah, this dog is weird, it eats grass... Okay that's all again.
Oh... last thing before I end this blog:
Facts!!!! #1 : If you eat 5 bags of Skittlez, your c** taste like Skittlez #2 : George Bush was a cheerleader #3 : The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial #4 : Odontophobia is the fear of teeth #5 : The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache #6 : Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump #7 : Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards #8 : Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old #9 : Women blink twice as much as men
#10 : Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow down his films for you to see his moves #11 : 12 newborn children will be given to the wrong parents daily #12 : You burn more calories in your sleep than while watching today #13 : Your nails grow faster in outer space #14 : Coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers #15 : Goldfish remember better in cold water than warm water #16 : 1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper #17 : In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license #18 : Flamingos pee on their legs to cool themselves off #19 : There are no public toilets in Peru
Found this somewhere out there in the blue. This are really facts guys not crap, these are world's reality, live with it and get used to it. Today is Monday the 4th of May, fukk you time, goodnight.
About Me
Hey guys, you can call me Matt... or Matty if you want.
Whichever you want I don't really give a damn about my name.