So I guess when I switch on the television the next day to watch the news, it will be (again) filled with Manny Pacquiao's victory, interviews, him going to the palace and be praise by him and her and them and what-so-ever. He's face will start haunting again in your television, beware lulz. Moving on anyways...
About the swine flu, this will just be short. Okay there's a joke (although I didn't laugh 'cuz I'm not into jokes) and here's how it goes "Pigs can fly because swine flu". Okay that's all.
Anyways, in the church my bitch ass little brother actually said something random, as in really random. So my little bro says I'm emo 'cuz of the way I look, the way I dress and the make-up all around my fukked up face (...and he luvs to label) so he asked "Hey Matt, I know the meaning of EMO", of course I replied "What?" and his answer goes like this "EMO means Emotional Motivation Output". It was interupted with awkward silence then I was like what the fukk, that's how wild my little bro's imagination are, but he's not smart.
I watched the Britain's Got Talent Show 4 already and the judges seem to like Jamie Pugh, yeah I think he does have a good voice but I still like Susan Boyle's but anyways, what I really like about him is that he havn't experience yet performing in a crowd, he looks shy, nervous, frightened and all but what happen is that he did sing and he did pretty well. What's funny about it is that when the judges are already deciding whether if its a yes or a no, they all said yes with a serious face, really focused and what really made the mood is the music. Gawd, the music made everything look like somebody won a war instead of a stage performance. But yeah if you wanna watch him perform its right here 'Click Me.
But what I liked... no wait, LOVED most in show 4 of Britain's Got Talent is Sue Son, she played the violin really beautiful, her hands are really fast and she really got some talent in there. Last time she was in the show, that was like last year maybe if I'm not mistaken, she performed with her friend who played they keyboard but the judges didn't like their performance and the reason is because of Sue's friend. So judges saw some potential on Sue and asked her if she wants to repeat her performance next year and she said yes and ohmigawd just watch the damn video 'Click Me'.
By the way, back to the birthday celebration of my grandmother in my aunt's house, my aunt has this pet dog named Martin but I don't know what breed it is, never asked, never cared. So yeah, this dog is weird, it eats grass... Okay that's all again.
Oh... last thing before I end this blog:
Facts!!!!
#1 : If you eat 5 bags of Skittlez, your c** taste like Skittlez
#2 : George Bush was a cheerleader
#3 : The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial
#4 : Odontophobia is the fear of teeth
#5 : The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache
#6 : Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump
#7 : Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards
#8 : Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old
#9 : Women blink twice as much as men
#10 : Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow down his films for you to see his moves
#11 : 12 newborn children will be given to the wrong parents daily
#12 : You burn more calories in your sleep than while watching today
#13 : Your nails grow faster in outer space
#14 : Coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers
#15 : Goldfish remember better in cold water than warm water
#16 : 1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper
#17 : In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license
#18 : Flamingos pee on their legs to cool themselves off
#19 : There are no public toilets in Peru
Found this somewhere out there in the blue. This are really facts guys not crap, these are world's reality, live with it and get used to it. Today is Monday the 4th of May, fukk you time, goodnight.
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